Sammy Faisano

Samuel Faisano is the 31st president of the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny. A member of the Conservative Patriot Party, he assumed the presidency on August 5, 2012, when then-President Manuelo Fernanda fled the country to avoid prosecution on charges of attempted murder and "criminal sluttiness."^[1] A federal judge then ruled that Fernanda had forfeited the presidency and declared then-Vice President Faisano the new commander in chief. During his administration, Faisano has ordered investigations into government corruption under Fernanda, invaded the planet Mars, and allegedly oversaw the siege of the World Assembly's Death Star. The nation's WA mission has also become more active. Faisano was elected to a full term as president in the 2015 election.^[2]

Prior to his presidency, Faisano served as ambassador in a succession of overseas posts, including Gruenberg, Ardchoille and the United Nations, and was secretary of state from 2008 to 2010, when he was elected vice president. He has also been a magnet for tabloid curiosity, having been plagued by multiple scandals involving his former fiancée, Avaya Thibaudet, and his former employer, ex-Vice President Antigone Morgan.