2015 Omigodtheykilledkenny presidential election
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The Kennyite presidential election of 2015 was held Tuesday, March 31, 2015. Voters chose Conservatives Sammy Faisano and Jack Riley for president and vice president, respectively. They defeated Liberal presidential candidate Angela Heimann-Weisenstrauss and vice-presidential candidate Clover Hippychick.
Candidates
President
- Sammy Faisano was the incumbent candidate, having acceded to the presidency in 2012 when Manuelo Fernanda was forced to flee to Malibu Islands to avoid prosecution. Faisano is the former secretary of state and Kennyite ambassador to Gruenberg, Ardchoille and the United Nations; he was elected as vice president under Fernanda in 2010.
- Angela Heimann-Weisenstrauss is the former Kennyite ambassador to Gruenberg (and coincidentally succeeded Faisano to the post in 2006). She is a noted feminist scholar, expert on Wenaist teachings and a former State Department analyst on lunatic theocracies.
- Shirley Jackson, an independent candidate, is a former Federal Assemblywoman and ambassador to the Eternal Kawaii. She served the Kennyite mission to the UN between those two posts.
Vice President
- Jack Riley is the secretary of state and former Kennyite ambassador to the UN and the Eternal Kawaii.
- Clover Hippychick is the secretary of the interior, having served in that post for ten years.
- Jessie McArthur, an independent candidate, is the incumbent vice president, former deputy ambassador to the UN, and a star of the mega-popular reality series World Assembly.
