Alex (Canadian nerd)
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| Alycks Yefimoov | |
| 1st Badass of Canada
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|---|---|
| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office December 1st 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Conceived |
| 1st Model UN ambassador of Ukraine
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| In office December 3rd 2014 – January 15 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Created |
| 1st President of Labour-Liberal
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| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office September 17 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Created |
| Born | December 5th Colony B163, Soviet Territory, Mars |
| Political party | Labour-Liberal |
| Religion | Food |
Alex, or Alycks Yefimoov, is a Canadian imbecile and soviet spy. He is best known for his fictional country Seketan and his failed assassination attempt on Stephen Harper, who is widely known as Satan in Canada.
Early Life
Alex was born on a Soviet colony on Mars unknown to the world. He spent his childhood with his best friend named Vladimir Putin. They punched bears together ever since they were 3 years old. Upon discovering America exists, Putin became enraged as Alex became intriqued. However, when he launched to America, he missed and landed in some god forsaken country.
Alex grew to become some nerdy imbecile who spends too much time playing stupid video games.
