Foreign affairs of Omigodtheykilledkenny
Foreign affairs of Omigodtheykilledkenny refers to the long list of queens, princesses, empresses and other female rulers, dignitaries and diplomats to have had the snot screwed out of them by Manuelo Fernan-- Jesus! I haven't even used that character in two years and I still keep going back to the canned male-slut jokes! Actually "foreign affairs of Omigodtheykilledkenny" is a feeble attempt to combine Kennyite foreign policy and Kennyite foreign relations into one bite-sized article. The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny enjoys great influence within the World Assembly and the Antarctic Oasis, has fostered a number of working relationships with member nations of both bodies, and considers itself a major world power. This article examines the relations Omigodtheykilledkenny has with foreign nations and the international organizations to which it belongs, and its policies regarding foreign affairs.
Kennyite foreign relations are handled by the Omigodtheykilledkenny Department of State, headed by the secretary of state, but its foreign policy is influenced by a number of governmental bodies and officials, chiefly the State Department, the National Security Council, the Department of Defense and the Kennyite intelligence community.
Antarctic Oasis
Omigodtheykilledkenny is the founder and a charter nation of Antarctic Oasis, as well as a founding member of both the mutual-defense Allied Antarctic Asskickers treaty organization (AAA), and the regional free-trade agreement (EIEIO...or what the alphabet soup is on that one). It is a permanent member of the Regional Defense Authority and chairs summits of the Antarctic Oasis Diplomatic Corps. But there's really not all that much to do at these regional summits, because after you've terrorized all the new neighbors with loud explosions and cackling laughter, and threatened the world with saber-rattling promises to bring them to their knees with Stripper Commandos and exploding penguins, all that's left is maybe smoking a bowl and laughing your asses off watching the latest episode of World Assembly.
Speaking of which...
World Assembly
UN/WA General Assembly proceedings historically have been greatly influenced by the Kennyite delegation, which has maintained an exceptionally active presence in that body. The Federal Republic sponsored the resolutions establishing both the WA Headquarters and the WA General Fund. It is a strong advocate of international security and free trade, repeals of flawed and/or wasteful legislation, and "blocker resolutions" in key areas of WA legislative policy. It is a staunch supporter of national sovereignty and placing reasonable restrictions on the WA's power. It takes a mostly traditionalist stance on the rules and loathes their misapplication, especially as it regards the "NatSov" rule, the "Branding" rule, or the "forced roleplay" rule. Most importantly, it has never shied away from kicking delegates in the nuts when the occasion calls for it.
Bilateral relations
Major Fucking Important Allies (MFIA)
The Palentine
Yelda
Antarctic Oasis members
WA member states
Troublemakers
Other countries
Personnel
Secretary of state
The secretary of state is the Federal Republic's foreign minister and chief diplomat, as well as the most important cabinet-level official. The secretary runs the Department of State and maintains a high profile in conducting the nation's foreign affairs. He often speaks at the World Assembly during major legislative sessions and discussions of other bills the nation or the secretary consider to be important. Or he gets sloshed in the Strangers' Bar when he gets incredibly bored and doesn't have anything more productive to do. Unfortunately, the press always seems to find him at his most drunk, resulting in a number of "off-the-cuff" comments that the administration repeatedly has to dial back. For the record, the former president of West Ariddia shouldn't "go back to dancing for horny islander dudes for money," the Palentine ambassador to Omiogdtheykilledkenny isn't "a real MILF, Magician I'd like to--" er, and the Wrongfully President for Life of Ardchoille isn't a "drunken lush who needs a good..." well, you get the idea.
In case you haven't caught on yet, the current secretary of state is Jack Riley.
Deputy secretary of state
The deputy secretary of state is the chief assistant to the secretary, and temporarily assumes control of the department if the secretary is out of the country for an extended period of time, takes a leave of absence, becomes unable to fulfill his duties, or has an erection lasting longer than four hours. The current deputy secretary is Jimmy Baca, because, why not? They needed a position to fill, and Jimmy wasn't really doing anything at the time. Baca retains his position as ambassador-at-large, and babysitter for the WA ambassador when no one more important is at hand. Baca is known for his previous role as treasury secretary, and then getting fucked over royally when he was promised the ambassadorship to the WA in 2008, only to have the nation withdraw from the WA a week later; he's also notable for his love of football and finance, his MILF of a mother (a former Miss Kennsylvania, who runs Bigcups™ Lingerie and bought Jimmy a place in the administration), his total skank of a wife (supermodel Janis Fritzbergsdottir, who runs off with a new photographer or photo-shoot director every other week), and for being otherwise incredibly boring.
Undersecretary for Regional Affairs
His name's Terry Puni. His birth name is actually much longer and more difficult to announce, but we know very little about him beyond this point. We think he's from Tiki Taki. He always seems to be on hand for diplomatic functions involving nations within Antarctic Oasis or its sphere of influence. So we assume he remembers to carry pepper spray. It's also rumored he accused former secretary of state Alex Tehrani of sexual harassment before the latter made his unceremonious exit back in '08.
There's also an assistant secretary for Member Affairs (overseeing foreign policy in the area of the world the Federal Republic knows through the World Assembly), but as of right now we have no idea who that is.
Ambassador to Antarctic Oasis
Lenny Beteta.
World Assembly delegation
Ambassador to Malibu Islands
Alex Tehrani.
Ambassador to The Palentine
Susannah Batko-Yovino.
Secretary of defense
Karen Greene.
