Nation/Alex sanctum salvator

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Alex sanctum salvator
MottoVIVAT ALEX!
Region The Small States Union

The Sacri Romani Imp of Alex sanctum salvator is a nation in The Small States Union.

National profile

The Sacri Romani Imp of Alex sanctum salvator is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Divinitate Emperor Alex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.375 billion Civiss are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of De Civitate enim Sancta Meerkats. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Alex sanctum salvatorian economy, worth 52.6 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 38,248 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', Alex sanctum salvator's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alex sanctum salvator's national animal is the Soviet Raven and its national religion is Alexism.

Alex sanctum salvator is ranked 3rd in The small states union and 115,463rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -187 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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