Nation/The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
- 1 The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
- 2 Citizens and species
- 3 Government and politics
- 4 Culture
- 5 Military
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
|Motto: "For Herp We Derp!" "dia ton Hērpon dērpomen" "Pro Herpo, Derpo"|
|Region||The South Pacific|
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is nation in the South Pacific.
It is a World Assembly Member. Its largest city is Alto Mare, a coastal city hosting the nation's largest navy base and air force base.
Citizens and species
It is home to 6.518 billion citizens as of December 18th 2016. It has Humans, and equines living in harmony. Reports of hate crimes are practically non existent. Equines are split up into three races. Unicorns, Pegasi, and Earth Ponies.
Government and politics
The leader The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is Gordon Freeman, Elected on July 1st, 2016. Gordon Freeman won by 81,000,000 votes. 
After 300,000,000 votes have been cast, Gordon Freeman won with 27% of the popular vote, replacing outgoing government leader Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash was elected as the nation's leader in 2014 when she won 31% of the popular vote.  The total number of votes for that election was 26,000,000.
The most popular things to do in The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is have snowball fights. These are held in arenas with artificial snow. This has made snow ball fighting a national sport with a Pro league in The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp.
Outdoors, tourists and citizens are regularly sprayed with water guns as water gun fights are regular events. Pie fights and water balloon attacks are very common.
Estimates by Statistics TDDROH, show that 62% of all chairs in The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp have whoopie cushions on them.
Silly and ridiculous costumes are increasingly common.
Estimates by Statistics TDDROH, show that one in twenty citizens own and wear a inflatable ballerina costume regularly, one in ten wear a chicken costume, and one in five wear a jester costume.
Kigurumi is very popular, making up 27% of the silly costume market.
Senators are often seen on TDDROHspan wearing kigurumis.
The Military of TDDROH Is split into 5 factions. Air Force, Navy, Alto Mare Guardians, Leaders Personal Guards, and Army.
Leaders Personal Guards estimates are currently not calculated.
Army estimated troop count
200,000 Soldiers. Equipment and support staff not yet estimated.
Notable teams of the Army
Starlight Spartans Mechanized Infantry Regiment
The Starlight Spartans Mechanized Infantry Regiment is a Regiment lead by Colonel Star Butterfly. Specialising in magic enhanced weaponry. Instead of using the standard C7 Rifle, they use G13 carbine instead. There magic enhancements come from ether unicorns trained Colonel Star Butterfly or from magic wands enchanted by Unicorn magic. Use of magic ranges and varys.
Other equipment includes 800~ M113 armored personnel carriers.
The Last Unicorns Armoured Battalion
The Last Unicorns Armoured Battalion is an Battalion that uses The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's own Castle I Tank. The Castle I Tank is a tank that seats 5, has two Rheinmetall 120 mm guns, has a 950 JDJ Minigun and is armored by 30 CM's of depleted uranium. It's max speed is 35 KM/h and it costs 100,000 Awesomes to make. 160 Castle I Tanks are in service.
Rudolph Flyers Flight
The Rudolph Flyers Flight are a Flight of paratroopers using Rudolph themed Protector 7 Wingsuits.
They are functionally identical to Rainbow Laser Wingsuits except that they use red lasers, have reindeer antlers on there head and have reindeer camo print with a glowing red nose. The red nose is the point where the laser comes out.
They have 4,000 total flying hours as a group.
The declassified information on super weapons from TDDROH Defence is as follows.
The Sen virus is a virus that can bring a computer network (eg. the internet) completely down within 16 minutes.
The only way to stop it is by setting up a "quarantine zone" where the virus can't get in.
The Golden Light Project
The Golden Light Project is 164 feet monster that shoots lasers.
It is being stored at [REACTED] as last defence of the Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp.
Power Armor Team
A team of seven powered armored AMG elites with over 10,000 hours of experience each.
Power armor consists of :
- 1x Bullet, fire, blast and waterproof 360° helmet linked to a GPS with full AR abilities
- 1x Bullet, fire, blast and waterproof suit tempered to resist temperatures of over 5000 °C
- 2x Bullet, fire, blast and waterproof unicorn enchanted flight boots capable of carrying 5 metric tons plus user
- 1x 950 JDJ Minigun with [reacted] amount of ammo storage
- 2x Swords enchanted with unicorn magic to return to user if thrown
Names of the power armor team are classified.