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| − | Teeming along the shores of the [[Region/Antarctic Oasis|Antarctic Peninsula]] and neighboring ice shelves and islands thrives a veritable civilization of mindless zombies who have somehow acquired nuclear capability. Oh sure, anthropologists will try to tell you that these impossibly dimwitted creatures are actually human citizens of the NS nation of '''Omigodtheykilledkenny''', but pay no mind to those granola-munching hippy "scientists" and their drug-addled "findings." We have always known that the only good Kennyite is a drunk Kennyite...or something like that. Perhaps the most apt description of Omigodtheykilledkenny and its irrepressibly stupid nationals comes from an unsubmitted repeal of the nation's prized [[World Assembly]] Condemnation: | + | Teeming along the shores of the [[Region/Antarctic Oasis|Antarctic Peninsula]] and neighboring ice shelves and islands thrives a veritable civilization of mindless zombies who have somehow acquired nuclear capability. Oh sure, anthropologists will try to tell you that these impossibly dimwitted creatures are actually human citizens of the NS nation of '''Omigodtheykilledkenny''', but pay no mind to those granola-munching hippy "scientists" and their drug-addled "findings." We have always known that the only good Kennyite is a drunk Kennyite...or something like that. Perhaps the most apt description of Omigodtheykilledkenny and its irrepressibly stupid nationals comes from an unsubmitted repeal of the nation's prized [[World Assembly]] [[Commend and Condemn|Condemnation]]: |
:''"And SO WHAT if Omigodtheykilledkenny is a dank pit of corporate tyranny and environmental crimes, that its people are complete imbeciles and their elected leaders shake the very foundations of earnest faith in representative democracy, that the Kennyites are probably the rudest and most ignorant bunch of S.O.B.s ever to occupy their own sovereign territory (with the possible exception of the [[World Assembly|General Assembly]]), that even when they try to do good they just end up causing more misery and despair, that in fact many of the gifts they've graciously handed out at official functions have later turned out to be carrying some dark curse, that they've defiled their [[WA Headquarters|WA offices]] by allowing producers of porno films to film there (and they can't even be evicted from the premises because it's doubtful any other nation would want to use them), that they can't be invited anywhere without setting something on fire or driving some poor schlub's car in the ocean (for whatever reason) -- at least they'' try, ''and that's the important thing, right?" | :''"And SO WHAT if Omigodtheykilledkenny is a dank pit of corporate tyranny and environmental crimes, that its people are complete imbeciles and their elected leaders shake the very foundations of earnest faith in representative democracy, that the Kennyites are probably the rudest and most ignorant bunch of S.O.B.s ever to occupy their own sovereign territory (with the possible exception of the [[World Assembly|General Assembly]]), that even when they try to do good they just end up causing more misery and despair, that in fact many of the gifts they've graciously handed out at official functions have later turned out to be carrying some dark curse, that they've defiled their [[WA Headquarters|WA offices]] by allowing producers of porno films to film there (and they can't even be evicted from the premises because it's doubtful any other nation would want to use them), that they can't be invited anywhere without setting something on fire or driving some poor schlub's car in the ocean (for whatever reason) -- at least they'' try, ''and that's the important thing, right?" | ||
Revision as of 12:38, 1 July 2014
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| Motto: You bastards! | |||
| Region | Antarctic Oasis | ||
| Capital | Paradise City | ||
| Demonym | Kennyite | ||
| Government | Federal republic | ||
| - | President | Sammy Faisano | |
| Foundation | |||
| - | Founder's Day | February 11, 1785 | |
| Population | |||
| - | estimate | 3.5 billion | |
| Currency | tree-fiddy | ||
Teeming along the shores of the Antarctic Peninsula and neighboring ice shelves and islands thrives a veritable civilization of mindless zombies who have somehow acquired nuclear capability. Oh sure, anthropologists will try to tell you that these impossibly dimwitted creatures are actually human citizens of the NS nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny, but pay no mind to those granola-munching hippy "scientists" and their drug-addled "findings." We have always known that the only good Kennyite is a drunk Kennyite...or something like that. Perhaps the most apt description of Omigodtheykilledkenny and its irrepressibly stupid nationals comes from an unsubmitted repeal of the nation's prized World Assembly Condemnation:
- "And SO WHAT if Omigodtheykilledkenny is a dank pit of corporate tyranny and environmental crimes, that its people are complete imbeciles and their elected leaders shake the very foundations of earnest faith in representative democracy, that the Kennyites are probably the rudest and most ignorant bunch of S.O.B.s ever to occupy their own sovereign territory (with the possible exception of the General Assembly), that even when they try to do good they just end up causing more misery and despair, that in fact many of the gifts they've graciously handed out at official functions have later turned out to be carrying some dark curse, that they've defiled their WA offices by allowing producers of porno films to film there (and they can't even be evicted from the premises because it's doubtful any other nation would want to use them), that they can't be invited anywhere without setting something on fire or driving some poor schlub's car in the ocean (for whatever reason) -- at least they try, and that's the important thing, right?"
More information about Omigodtheykilledkenny can be found on the nation's incredibly self-serving FAQ.
