Region/Spcp

THE SELF PROCLAIMED COMMUNIST PARTY

ABOUT

The Birth of the SPCP

It all started a long, long time ago. 2004 in fact. There was a barren region in Sydney, known as the Blue Mountains. Up at the highest peak, there lived one man. All alone. He had a 1986 Dell Laptop, though, and with it, he surfed the interwebs. He did not like what he saw. All around the world, unenlightened people were turning over to Capitalism with its free healthcare and civil rights and other unnecessary stuff like that. He grew weary of Kapitalist Scrublords slandering the name of Communism.

This man travelled to Russia hiding in a cargo plane. When it flew over Siberia, he jumped from 2 kilometres up without a parachute. Once he landed, he encountered a wild raging Adiobear, a species known for its less-than-average intelligence and its great strength. The Adiobear is a species confined in the coldest regions of Siberia, and is known in the scientific communities for its usage of ball-peen hammers and its bald fur. However, the man had a spoon and a 20cent paycheck.

After dealing with the bear, he traveled by foot to Gori, Georgia. Georgia was once a proud Communist state, but now the Capitalists had influenced its politics. He broke into the museum of Stalin, and swiped a jar of Stalin’s sweat. Drinking the sweat, his mind became clear. He returned to Sydney in 2016, and grew a sweet handlebar moustache. The man knew what he had to do. Arriving at the Capitalist Propaganda Distribution Center of Baulkham Hills High School, he found one boy, Morris Oul. “I once slaughtered bear with spoon.” he said. “Here is a sharp paycheck. Don’t let me down.” He sowed the seeds of Communism, then departed the region in a rocketship powered only by the condensed Communism in his moustache. He left the Earth in a Sputnik satellite, then went off on a quest to the heavens, seeking to find Stalin himself and learn his ways.

Meanwhile, the boy decided to found his own Communist Party, and the SPCP was born.

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