Sammy Faisano
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Samuel Faisano is the 31st president of the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny. A member of the Conservative Patriot Party, he assumed the presidency on August 5, 2012, when then-President Manuelo Fernanda fled the country to avoid prosecution on charges of attempted murder and "criminal sluttiness."[1] A federal judge then ruled that Fernanda had forfeited the presidency and declared then-Vice President Faisano the new commander in chief. Faisano is a candidate for a full term as president in the upcoming 2015 election.
