Haffaz Aladeen
| Haffaz Aladeen | |
|---|---|
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| President/Prime Minister of Wadiya | |
| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office 2012 | |
| President-for-Life of Wadiya | |
| In office 2001 – 2012 | |
| Preceded by | Omar Aladeen |
| Vice-President of Wadiya | |
| In office 1995 – 2001 | |
| Personal details | |
| Born | Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen May 6, 1982 Al-Wadiya, Wadiya |
| Nationality | Wadiyan |
| Political party | Wadiya Party |
| Spouse(s) | Zoey Aladeen (2012) |
| Children | unknown number |
| Parents | Omar Aladeen Jennifer Harper |
| Residence | Palace of Aladeen |
| Alma mater | University of Aladeen 39 PhDs Aladeen University 39 PhDs Northwest Aladeen State 40 PhDs |
| Profession | Military General Doctor Researcher Politician |
| Religion | None |
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| Military service | |
| Years of service | 2001-present |
| Rank | Admiral/General of Wadiya |
| Commands | Wadiyan Military |
Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen (born May 6, 1982) is the second Supreme Leader of the Republic of Wadiya and third individual to be head of the nation, currently holding the title of President-Prime Minister. Born in Al-Wadiya, Wadiya in the Palace of Aladeen, he is the second in the Aladeen to lead Wadiya, the first being his father Omar Aladeen. He attended school as a child in Switzerland and then headed back to Wadiya where he received 118 PhDs at three different universities doing military, space, and medicine research. He became "Vice-President" of Wadiya after his father was assassinated and then renamed the position to that of his father's in 2001. On international pressure, he then changed it again to President-Prime Minister in 2012. Since his reign, he has been attempting to strengthen Wadiya and while he helped develop nuclear power and expand Wadiya's borders, recent times have not been to good as Wadiya is facing collapse and his regime is struggling to cope with it.
Early Life and Education
Haffaz Aladeen was born on May 6, 1982 in the Palace of Aladeen in Al-Wadiya. His father was the late Omar Aladeen and his mother, according to files, was a French Air Stewardess by the name of Jennifer Harper. Not much is known about Aladeen's mother except that she died soon after his birth as a "result of an oxygen underdose" or more precisely, it is guessed that she was suffocated intentionally with a pillow by her attendants. Haffaz Aladeen was the last of Omar's seven official children (he may have had more but they remain undocumented). At a young age, according to official accounts, Haffaz had a live full of tragedy as his oldest brother was killed while trying to babysit him by tripping and falling down the staircase, purportedly on Aladeen's toy cars. His next brother got his eye jabbed out by one of Aladeen's toy action figures and bled to death unattended and his third brother was killed when his car ran him over. His last three older brothers all committed suicide.
Aladeen, according to an official biography, attended a premier school in Bern, Switzerland where he supposedly excelled in all of his subjects and was very skilled. He was also considered very sexually active at at the age of 14, he had sex with 40 students and 7 teachers. He graduated at the top of his class and all other classes at the school and headed back to Wadiya to get his college education.
Aladeen attended a total of three colleges, the University of Aladeen, Aladeen University, and Northwest Aladeen State. He did not receive any masters or bachelors but instead got 118 different PhDs. He conducted numerous research projects including pioneering for the Wadiyan Space Program and his program made the Guinness world record for killing the most astronauts. He also discovered that there is not enough oxygen to survive at 45,000 feet in the air while at the same time, there is enough gravity for one to fall from 45,000 feet. Most of his research studies were rejected by most nations due to his use of political prisoners in all his tests.
Rise to Power
In 1995, Haffaz Aladeen's father, Omar, was murdered by his chief adviser in a "so-called" hunting accident where he was hit by 97 stray bullets and a hand grenade. The Chief Adviser immediately nominated Aladeen to be the new President and Aladeen gratefully accepted, only to have the chief adviser shot for killing his father and then Aladeen declared his father the Eternal President of Wadiya while announcing elections for who would be the Vice-President of Wadiya. Aladeen won 99.999% of the vote and after an investigation, it was discovered that the one dissenting vote came from Aladeen himself who had purposefully modified his vote to test the system.
In 2001, Aladeen gave an official proclamation naming himself "President for Life" after another sham election in which he won 100% of the popular vote. Aladeen worked to increase Wadiya's power internationally including expanding the Wadiyan military, developing health and space programs which killed more people that any disease, and even beginning a nuclear weapons program. However, Aladeen's regime began to start shaking in early 2011 due to pressure from the United States and other foreign powers to stop their nuclear weapons program, resulting in sanctions on Wadiya. Thus, Aladeen finally agreed to address the UN General Assembly, only to arrive and barely survive an assassination attempt. He then, with the help of nuclear director, was able to stop a coup by his chief military general who wanted to create a democracy in Wadiya. However, Aladeen fell in love with American girl and ended up calling for new elections in which he won 100% of the vote as President-Prime Minister in 2012.
Despite this brief reform, Aladeen quickly returned to his tactic of aggravating the West, especially after he allied with Chancellor Jack Holland of The Gulf Empire. He tripled Wadiya's borders and began small oil trade with select allies. But in 2014, he got involved in a dispute with Chancellor Holland and the result was a cold war between Wadiya and the Gulf Empire, resulting in pressure on Aladeen as his captured territories rebelled and became separate.
Human Rights
Aladeen has come under repeated criticism by the West for his policies in human rights, including mass executions, public "thinning", selective abortions, silencing and imprisonment of political prisoners, and use of chemical or biological agents against opponents in controlled settings.
Personal Life
Aladeen is currently married to Zoey Farris, renamed Aladeen, since 2012. He first met Zoey in the United States during an attempted assassination plot by his Uncle Tamir, and after falling in love with her, he decided to marry her, not finding out until after their marriage that she is Jewish. Aladeen however has fathered so many illegitimate children that as their national anthem says, many Wadiyans could actually be his children. He is know for having a very crude and childish personality and usually makes a scene at the international events he is invited to.
