Larry Pratt
| Larry Pratt | |
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| President of Jerkifornia | |
| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office September 8, 2013 | |
| Vice President | Lieutenant President Gerald Brown |
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| Born | Lawrence Arthur Pratt January 10, 1956 Jerkangeles, Jerkifornia |
| Nationality | Jerkish |
| Political party | Jerkish Nationalist Union |
| Spouse(s) | Priscilla Benson |
| Children | Jeremy Judith Alexander Richard Mary |
| Parents | Craig Pratt Jessica Marriot |
| Residence | National Palace |
| Alma mater | University of Jerkifornia-Jerkangeles |
| Profession | Rebel/Militia leader Military General Politician |
| Religion | Roman Catholic |
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| Military service | |
| Allegiance | Jerkish Nationalist Union |
| Service/branch | National Republican Army |
| Years of service | 2000-2013 |
| Awards | Medal of Honor (1982) |
Lawrence Arthur Pratt (born January 10, 1956) is the first President of the Jerk Republic of Jerkifornia. Born in Jerkangeles, he spent his youth working in a restaurant and saved up enough money to attend college where he got a degree in political science. He then joined a local militia until that was disbanded and Islamic radicals seized control of the nation. After they collapsed and occupying forces moved in, he formed his own militia that ended up helping overthrow the occupying government in a coalition, only to get backstabbed by one of their own coalition members and Pratt got himself thrown in prison. However, the new government collapsed and Pratt escaped prison to reorganize his militia and capture Jerkamento, proclaiming a new Constitutional Convention that rubber stamped a constitution he had drafted. He summarily won election unanimously and dissolved the legislature, using his new powers to antagonize Rizealand and expand Jerkish territory into unoccupied areas. Pratt is wanted for numerous war crimes as is one of most brutal dictators ever known besides Jack Holland
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Early Life and Education
Larry Prat was born to Craig and Jessica Pratt on January 10, 1956 in Jerkangeles. His father was a machine shop owner and also owned a local restaurant, his mother was one of the waitresses whom his father usually liked to sleep with. Larry spent most of his waking hours working as a waiter and dishes washer for his father in restaurant and he also attended a local school as well.
When he turned 18, civil war exploded again as the Jerkifornia People's Party launched an attack and tried to seize power. Meanwhile, Larry saved up enough money so he could attend college and enrolled in the University of Jerkifornia-Jerkangeles. Four years later, a communist revolt exploded and after graduating with his degree in political science, Larry decided to join a militia
Militia Involvement
Unified Freedom Fighters
In 1978, Larry joined a group known as the Unified Freedom Fighters who were busy opposing the new governing force of the People's Republic of Jerkifornia. However, they were forced into guerrilla warfare and had to fight in the remote regions of the country as communist forces tried to seize them. Then, however, their Unified Freedom Fighters group allied with several other fighters and launched a massive attack in 1981, pushing out communist forces and creating the Empire of Jerkifornia.
National Guard
After the Empire had been formed, Larry Pratt got a job in the National Guard and soon worked his way up into the ranks, and he started having children with one of his general's daughters, Priscilla Benson. In the National Guard, Pratt received the Medal of Honor for his service to his country in 1982 and he began part time work teaching back in his hometown of Jerkangeles, in political science and history classes
Life as a Refugee
Beginning in 1986, the National Guard came in contact with heavy fighting from local Islamic militias who tried to seize control of the State, opposed to its hostile Christian views. Pratt himself engineering numerous massacres of Muslim communities that tried to oppose his detachment of soldiers but in 1987, the Islamic militias organized to create a solid front, causing Pratt's men to get pushed back and Pratt got captured by Islamic forces and was about to be executed but he escaped and fled into the wilderness with his small band of followers while the Islamic forces seized control in 1988.
Founding the Jerkish Nationalist Union
When Muslim forces were overthrown by Jerkifornians allied with Texan and Rizealander forces in 1991, Pratt decided to start his own political party called the Jerkish Nationalist Union. His followers began to swell in number and he began a steady recruitment process to gain more militiamen. They were officially outlawed by the occupying forces who put out an arrest order for Pratt but the new Democratic government erected in 1995 did little to try to stop him.
In 2000, his army launched their forces but a new confederate government was organized immediately and his forces were given control over Jerkangeles. However, in 2007, an indigenous group launched an attack on the capital and attempted to topple the government, causing a settlers vs indigenous fight to explode, often called the White War of 2007 in which members of the JNU fought alongside other white supremacist groups and they ended up winning, creating a new republic.
Pratt tried to seize power but another militia leader jailed him and others for "war crimes" and threatened to execute them, while trying to become a constituent state of Rizealand despite opposition from many including Pratt. In 2010, he was assassinated and all the prisoners fled including Pratt as a semi-anarchic confederate government was organized while Pratt tried to regenerate and repair his army.
Rise to Power
Military Coup
In 2013, Pratt launched a widescale insurrection against the new confederate government and with support of his large army, he seized Jerkamento and declared himself the President of Jerkifornia. Many other Jerkish militias had joined his main militia while other militias were attacked and brutally destroyed. Pratt ordered the arrest and execution of hundreds of minority, indigenous, and opposition militiamen and he soon successfuly put down most of the larger rebellions, his militia still fighting small pockets of insurrection here and there
Constitution Convention of Jerkifornia
Pratt assembled a convention of hand-picked delegates from across Jerkifornia, all of whom were loyal to him, and gave them a Constitution he had drafted himself that they summarily approved. Upon approval, they named him the acting-president until elections could be held
President of Jerkifornia
Pratt easily won by running unopposed and jailing all opponents in the Presidential Election of 2013 and soon after, he ordered the National Assembly to be dissolved, stating he would make decisions on his own. As President, he has constantly harassed and antagonized Rizealand while invading land to the south and putting it under Jerkish control. He is rated one of the most cruel dictators of Jerkifornia of all time, killing thousands of political opponents and minority groups
Human Rights Abuses
Pratt has been accused of multiple human rights abuses including arbitrary executions, ordering Rizealander and foreign citizens to be killed, jailing and killing political opponents or dissidents, and persecuting minorities and other religious groups besides Catholics (Muslims, Jehovah Witnesses, Jews, Protestants, Mormons, and atheists tend be to be the victims) through death and work camps as well as incidents of ethnic cleaning that were committed under his direct order.
Personal Life
Pratt has had 5 children with Priscilla Benson and is rumored to have had many other relations with other women but these 5 children are on record as his official children. Pratt is a very outspoken and crude man, usually known for throwing fits or temper tantrums when he does not get his way but he has also been described as cold, calculating, and cunning
