Nation/The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania
| The Republic of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania | ||||
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| Motto: "Progressio fir profectus." "Progression becomes profit." |
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| Anthem: "Moses - French Montana ft. Chris Brown and Migos" | ||||
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 Mainland of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania, the 26th largest island in the world.
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| Region | Greater Tasmania | |||
| Capital and largest city | Hobart | |||
| Official languages | Australian English | |||
| Recognised national languages | Bogan English Port Adelaide (both de facto) |
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| Demonym | Tasmanian | |||
| Government | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | |||
| - | President |  Raven Ferry 1 |
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| - | Vice President | Wendall Campbell |
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| - | Speaker of the House | Giovanni Delgrasso |
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| Legislature | Constitution | |||
| - | Upper house | Senate | ||
| - | Lower house | House of Representatives | ||
| History | ||||
| - | As Van Diemen's Land | 1825 | ||
| - | As Tasmania | 1856 | ||
| - | Became a state | 1 January 1901 | ||
| - | Australia Act | 3 March 1986 | ||
| - | Annexation from Australia | 21 December 2015 | ||
| - | As The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania | 23 April 2016 | ||
| Area | ||||
| - | Total | 68,401 km2 26,410 sq mi |
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| Population | ||||
| - | 2016 estimate | 6,000,000 | ||
| - | Density | 87.72/km2 227.2/sq mi |
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| GDP (nominal) | 2016 estimate | |||
| - | Total | TAS$392 billion | ||
| - | Per capita | TAS$65,351 | ||
| Gini (2016) | 0.2812 low |
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| HDI (2016) | 0.5171 low |
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| Currency | Tasmanian Dollar (TAS) |
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| Time zone | Tasmanian Standard Time (UTC+10) | |||
| Date format | dd/mm/yyyy | |||
| Drives on the | left | |||
| Calling code | 853 | |||
| ISO 3166 code | TAS | |||
| Internet TLD | .tas | |||
| a. | Raven Ferry is actually a citizen of Australia. He has obtained citizenship of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania in order to obtain the role of president. | |||
The Republic of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 6 million Tasmanian's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.
The a Tasmanian economy, worth 379 billion Tasmanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,258 Tasmanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and students cut up leftover Tasmanian Dollars during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania's national animal is the Gunnersaurus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is ranked 70,261st in the world and 1st in Greater Tasmania for Smartest Citizens, with 33.44 Quips Per Hour.
